<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6834562191931689258</id><updated>2011-04-21T14:19:43.748-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Chronicles of "My Husband is an Idiot..."</title><subtitle type='html'>Idiotic and ridiculous things husbands do (especially my husband).</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thechroniclesofmyhusbandisanidiot.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6834562191931689258/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thechroniclesofmyhusbandisanidiot.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>DEE-mented</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08300938691113879895</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6834562191931689258.post-2389900581465231413</id><published>2009-04-16T08:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-16T08:10:36.859-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Idiot gave baby allergic food</title><content type='html'>The other day my idiot hubby gave the baby 2 new foods in one day--both of which someone in the family are allergic to.  In the middle of the night that night she woke up with diarrhea and a horrible bootie rash that is so bad the skin occasionally bleeds.  She has been screaming in pain for 3 days now.  :(   Grrrr...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6834562191931689258-2389900581465231413?l=thechroniclesofmyhusbandisanidiot.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thechroniclesofmyhusbandisanidiot.blogspot.com/feeds/2389900581465231413/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://thechroniclesofmyhusbandisanidiot.blogspot.com/2009/04/idiot-gave-baby-allergic-food.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6834562191931689258/posts/default/2389900581465231413'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6834562191931689258/posts/default/2389900581465231413'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thechroniclesofmyhusbandisanidiot.blogspot.com/2009/04/idiot-gave-baby-allergic-food.html' title='Idiot gave baby allergic food'/><author><name>DEE-mented</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08300938691113879895</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6834562191931689258.post-957980094209430716</id><published>2009-04-14T08:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-14T08:32:14.523-07:00</updated><title type='text'>He does laundry and dishes (for sex)</title><content type='html'>LOL...we have a deal worked out.  He has to do 30 consecutive days of dishes and I give him sex.  He offered a second bargain mid-month: 30 consecutive days of laundry (one load washed, dried, and put away) and he gets sex.  I don 't know why I didn't think of this years ago, but he does all the laundry and all the dishes and I sleep with him twice a month.  Ladies, you really ought to try this!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6834562191931689258-957980094209430716?l=thechroniclesofmyhusbandisanidiot.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thechroniclesofmyhusbandisanidiot.blogspot.com/feeds/957980094209430716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://thechroniclesofmyhusbandisanidiot.blogspot.com/2009/04/he-does-laundry-and-dishes-for-sex.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6834562191931689258/posts/default/957980094209430716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6834562191931689258/posts/default/957980094209430716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thechroniclesofmyhusbandisanidiot.blogspot.com/2009/04/he-does-laundry-and-dishes-for-sex.html' title='He does laundry and dishes (for sex)'/><author><name>DEE-mented</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08300938691113879895</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6834562191931689258.post-5118588437427066338</id><published>2009-04-13T17:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-13T17:25:51.563-07:00</updated><title type='text'>In the beginning...</title><content type='html'>In the beginning, we called it a "journal" and it was with pen and paper.  Now it is called a "blog." And so, my previous journal chronicles will continue in modern day blog-style.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These are the ongoing CHRONICLES OF...My Husband is an Idiot.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6834562191931689258-5118588437427066338?l=thechroniclesofmyhusbandisanidiot.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thechroniclesofmyhusbandisanidiot.blogspot.com/feeds/5118588437427066338/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://thechroniclesofmyhusbandisanidiot.blogspot.com/2009/04/in-beginning.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6834562191931689258/posts/default/5118588437427066338'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6834562191931689258/posts/default/5118588437427066338'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thechroniclesofmyhusbandisanidiot.blogspot.com/2009/04/in-beginning.html' title='In the beginning...'/><author><name>DEE-mented</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08300938691113879895</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
