Idiot gave baby allergic food

The other day my idiot hubby gave the baby 2 new foods in one day--both of which someone in the family are allergic to. In the middle of the night that night she woke up with diarrhea and a horrible bootie rash that is so bad the skin occasionally bleeds. She has been screaming in pain for 3 days now. :( Grrrr...

He does laundry and dishes (for sex)

LOL...we have a deal worked out. He has to do 30 consecutive days of dishes and I give him sex. He offered a second bargain mid-month: 30 consecutive days of laundry (one load washed, dried, and put away) and he gets sex. I don 't know why I didn't think of this years ago, but he does all the laundry and all the dishes and I sleep with him twice a month. Ladies, you really ought to try this!

In the beginning...

In the beginning, we called it a "journal" and it was with pen and paper. Now it is called a "blog." And so, my previous journal chronicles will continue in modern day blog-style.

These are the ongoing CHRONICLES OF...My Husband is an Idiot.