He does laundry and dishes (for sex)

LOL...we have a deal worked out. He has to do 30 consecutive days of dishes and I give him sex. He offered a second bargain mid-month: 30 consecutive days of laundry (one load washed, dried, and put away) and he gets sex. I don 't know why I didn't think of this years ago, but he does all the laundry and all the dishes and I sleep with him twice a month. Ladies, you really ought to try this!